LOL

[Damien Obsidius]

answer this, its fun:

choose your month of birth
january - i drooled at
February - i loved
March - i text messaged
April - ik licked
May - i ran away with
June - i fucked
Juli - i choked in
August - I burned
September - I got drunk with
October - I woke up next to
November - I raped
December - I rode

choose your birthday:
1 - an orange
2 - a flute
3 - a midget
4 - a train
5 - a bus
6 - my granny
7 - all the world
8 - a bottle of vodka
9 - your girlfriend
10 - a cucumber
11 - a poodle
12 - a light bulb
13 - a tree
14 - a horse
15 - a picture
16 - a skateboard
17 - a spoon
18 - my best friend
19 - a chair
20 - a candle
21 - a nun
22 - a toilet
23 - King Kong
24 - a pornstar
25 - Jesus
26 - an Ipod
27 - a christmas tree
28 - a surfvoard
29 - myself
30 - a cd
31 - a wig

color of your shirt: (if its two colors post both, or just choose other)
Blue - because im a royalty
Green - because i talk to trees
Pink - because i like barbies
Yellow - because i dont shave
Black - because im hot
White - because its my hobby
Purple - because im worth it
Gray - because i love myself
Red - beacause im incredibly stoned
Brown - becaus eim horny
Stripes - because i like ladybugs
Orange - because im in love
Other - becaus i have no life
No Shirt - because im hungry


example: my birthday is 25th of may, and im wearing no shirt:(true)

"I ran away with jesus because im hungry"

[Lord of Hordes]

I burned a horse because I'm hot and because I'm incredibly stoned.

[RobertM]

I drooled at your girlfriend because I'm incredibly stoned.

[blazedragon555]

I licked all the world because I love myself.

[Piccolo]

I licked a horse because I love myself


I'm just glad my birthday wasn't in June instead of April you wouldn't have seen a post from me on that

[123prince]

I Raped a Horse, Because Im hot.

lol.

[Lord of Hordes]

I'm just glad nobody was born on October 6th, and wearing a brown and/or orange shirt.

[123prince]

That would be utterly embarrassing.