Post by jatrix on Mar 24, 2007 15:11:55 GMT -5
Jartix's Stories
And now- I introduce my COMICS! They are merely text, much different from everyone else.
Main Characters:
Jartix - The leader of the group of 4 adventurers. Also the smartest, being a mage.
Moer - The warrior. He's dumb...ish...
Jaxt - The rouge, he is actually pretty noobish.
Anther - The knight. He's pretty smart, but really clumsy. Gets Moer in tricks alot.
Chapter 1 (The Letter)
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Scene: Falconreach
Time: Around noon...
Jartix: Hey Ash, wassup?
Ash: Hey Jartix! C'mere, I've got a letter for you.
Jartix: Okay, let me see it.
*Jartix opens letter*
Dear adventurers,
I'm wroten this letter with a challenge. Gather up the Ice orb from the Falconreach Tower and meet me at the entrance of the Fire Cave. There you shall fight something really challenging. You LIKE challenges, right?
-
Jartix: Hmm... a challenge, huh? Sounds fun... maybe I can get a trophy! Or a rare item! Cooooool...
Ash: Can I have it?
Jartix: No. Shut up. I better go and find the guys. This will be fun, invading the Guardian Tower... for an orb... I wonder where the Orb is? I'll ask Twilly.
*Jartix runs over to Twilly*
Jartix: Hey Twilly! Do you know where the Ice orb is? Or does Twig, who just randomly popped up next to you?
Twilly: ! No... uh... no we don't know anything about the Ice Orb that is in the Guardian Tower basement! >.>
Twig: Ywes we do
Twilly: No we don't!
Twig: Ywes we do
Twilly: Uh... uh... Twig calling me! I'll be right back!
Twig: Nwo I'm not I'm wight hewe siwwy
Twilly: No, I mean the OTHER Twig!
*Twilly picks up Twig and runs away*
Jartix: Crud... guess they didn't know anything... oh well, I'll go look for it later.
Chapter 2 (The Beginning)
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Jartix: I left them in the inn, they must be in there...
*Jartix goes into the inn*
Moer: So I ask the waiter for some wine, but she says after I said, "There's no wine." I wondered why there's no wine here, so i reached toward her and-
Jaxt: Lol u perv
Anther: Spell right, damn it!
Jartix: Hey guys! I've got a note!
*The group reads the letter*
Anther: Good, a challenge! Hopefully Moer will put his theifness...ess... into use.
Moer: So's we gonna steal the shiny orb from the tower?
*Moer thinks*
Moer: Wait... how shiny IS the orb?
Jartix: REALLY shiny.
Jaxt: lol
Jartix: If you weren't so useful, I'd kill you right now.
Jartix: So, anyway, we have to find someone who knows about the orb. I'm thinking we'll find by Chapter-
: BE QUIET. DO NOT GIVE THE STORY AWAY.
*A giant pencil appears and erases Jartix, then redraws him again*
Jartix: Wait, what was I talking about?
Anther: The town blab, Mosemu, should know. He's at the Sneevil Dumpsite, digging up some dirt.
*Anther snickers*
*Moer hits him in the side of the head*
Anther: Owww, that hurt me...
Jaxt: good
Chapter 3 (The Intrusion)
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Jartix: So, we need to go to the Sneevil Dumpsite to find Mosemu?
Anther: Correct. Hopefully he'll tell us where the Guardian Ice Orb is.
*So, the Adventuring group begins their perilous journey to the Sneevil Dumpsite... and as they arrive at the entrance...*
Jartix: Oh gosh, how'd that tree come out of nowhere and squish Mosemu?!?
Plant God: Hehehehe...
Moer: Curses!
*So, the adventuring party goes all the way back to Falconreach to just break into the tower instead*
Jaxt: her we r, the gaurdan tower.
Jartix: Okay, so we need to break in. Moer?
Moer: I'm on it.
*Moer picks the lock, and opens the door*
Moer: Okay, we can now go in.
Jartix: Good. Thanks. Now we need to put on our disguises.
*Jartix, Anther, and Moer put on the Guardian Armor. Jaxt puts on a Sneevil suit*
Jaxt: boxes, mehehehe.
Guardian: HALT! What buisness do you have here?
Jartix: Er... We're just taking this sneevil to be examined.
Guardian: Mmmm.... Very well. You may pass.
*Jartix and his group walk upstairs*
Jartix: Hey, uh, Fellow Guardians, do you know where the basement is?
Guardian: Ah, you're just in time. We need you to go and help out Willowshire!!!
Anther: But the dragon has alrea-
Guardian: SILENCE! Go help them out!
Moer: Err... okay... but we need to get to the basement to grab our equipment.
Guardian: What about him?
*Guardian points to Jaxt*
Jartix: Err... he needs to be inprisoned for... uh... stealing boxes.
Jaxt: OMG did u say boxes
Guardian: OMG! The most heinous of crimes! Okay, we'll send you down.
*The Guardians push a button, Jartix and his group are wheeled down to the basement*
Anther: Well, that was simple...
----End of Chapter----
And now- I introduce my COMICS! They are merely text, much different from everyone else.
Main Characters:
Jartix - The leader of the group of 4 adventurers. Also the smartest, being a mage.
Moer - The warrior. He's dumb...ish...
Jaxt - The rouge, he is actually pretty noobish.
Anther - The knight. He's pretty smart, but really clumsy. Gets Moer in tricks alot.
Chapter 1 (The Letter)
-----------
Scene: Falconreach
Time: Around noon...
Jartix: Hey Ash, wassup?
Ash: Hey Jartix! C'mere, I've got a letter for you.
Jartix: Okay, let me see it.
*Jartix opens letter*
Dear adventurers,
I'm wroten this letter with a challenge. Gather up the Ice orb from the Falconreach Tower and meet me at the entrance of the Fire Cave. There you shall fight something really challenging. You LIKE challenges, right?
-
Jartix: Hmm... a challenge, huh? Sounds fun... maybe I can get a trophy! Or a rare item! Cooooool...
Ash: Can I have it?
Jartix: No. Shut up. I better go and find the guys. This will be fun, invading the Guardian Tower... for an orb... I wonder where the Orb is? I'll ask Twilly.
*Jartix runs over to Twilly*
Jartix: Hey Twilly! Do you know where the Ice orb is? Or does Twig, who just randomly popped up next to you?
Twilly: ! No... uh... no we don't know anything about the Ice Orb that is in the Guardian Tower basement! >.>
Twig: Ywes we do
Twilly: No we don't!
Twig: Ywes we do
Twilly: Uh... uh... Twig calling me! I'll be right back!
Twig: Nwo I'm not I'm wight hewe siwwy
Twilly: No, I mean the OTHER Twig!
*Twilly picks up Twig and runs away*
Jartix: Crud... guess they didn't know anything... oh well, I'll go look for it later.
Chapter 2 (The Beginning)
--------------
Jartix: I left them in the inn, they must be in there...
*Jartix goes into the inn*
Moer: So I ask the waiter for some wine, but she says after I said, "There's no wine." I wondered why there's no wine here, so i reached toward her and-
Jaxt: Lol u perv
Anther: Spell right, damn it!
Jartix: Hey guys! I've got a note!
*The group reads the letter*
Anther: Good, a challenge! Hopefully Moer will put his theifness...ess... into use.
Moer: So's we gonna steal the shiny orb from the tower?
*Moer thinks*
Moer: Wait... how shiny IS the orb?
Jartix: REALLY shiny.
Jaxt: lol
Jartix: If you weren't so useful, I'd kill you right now.
Jartix: So, anyway, we have to find someone who knows about the orb. I'm thinking we'll find by Chapter-
: BE QUIET. DO NOT GIVE THE STORY AWAY.*A giant pencil appears and erases Jartix, then redraws him again*
Jartix: Wait, what was I talking about?
Anther: The town blab, Mosemu, should know. He's at the Sneevil Dumpsite, digging up some dirt.
*Anther snickers*
*Moer hits him in the side of the head*
Anther: Owww, that hurt me...
Jaxt: good
Chapter 3 (The Intrusion)
-------------
Jartix: So, we need to go to the Sneevil Dumpsite to find Mosemu?
Anther: Correct. Hopefully he'll tell us where the Guardian Ice Orb is.
*So, the Adventuring group begins their perilous journey to the Sneevil Dumpsite... and as they arrive at the entrance...*
Jartix: Oh gosh, how'd that tree come out of nowhere and squish Mosemu?!?
Plant God: Hehehehe...
Moer: Curses!
*So, the adventuring party goes all the way back to Falconreach to just break into the tower instead*
Jaxt: her we r, the gaurdan tower.
Jartix: Okay, so we need to break in. Moer?
Moer: I'm on it.
*Moer picks the lock, and opens the door*
Moer: Okay, we can now go in.
Jartix: Good. Thanks. Now we need to put on our disguises.
*Jartix, Anther, and Moer put on the Guardian Armor. Jaxt puts on a Sneevil suit*
Jaxt: boxes, mehehehe.
Guardian: HALT! What buisness do you have here?
Jartix: Er... We're just taking this sneevil to be examined.
Guardian: Mmmm.... Very well. You may pass.
*Jartix and his group walk upstairs*
Jartix: Hey, uh, Fellow Guardians, do you know where the basement is?
Guardian: Ah, you're just in time. We need you to go and help out Willowshire!!!
Anther: But the dragon has alrea-
Guardian: SILENCE! Go help them out!
Moer: Err... okay... but we need to get to the basement to grab our equipment.
Guardian: What about him?
*Guardian points to Jaxt*
Jartix: Err... he needs to be inprisoned for... uh... stealing boxes.
Jaxt: OMG did u say boxes
Guardian: OMG! The most heinous of crimes! Okay, we'll send you down.
*The Guardians push a button, Jartix and his group are wheeled down to the basement*
Anther: Well, that was simple...
----End of Chapter----
