Post by RobertM on Jan 14, 2008 18:38:11 GMT -5
(Hehe, Pants and Rants are only one line away from each other)
Ok, what the fuck is up with pants nowadays? It's always a fucking "gangsta" with his pants around his ankles. Ocassionally he's wearing a goddamned belt. Kinda DEFEATS THE GODDAMNED PURPOSE JACKASS! Fuck, I don't wanna see Jose's fucking underwear. Pull up your pants, jesus.
And occasionally I see an emofag with his pants so tight I think he's a girl until I see him from the front. Whatever. Just don't bend over near me because crack kills. BTW- Enjoy being sterile at the age of 22. Fucktard...
Also, when's the last time you saw normal sized pants on a girl? Or underwear that isn't butt floss? Now I love a good whale tail, but I'm seeing these on thing I just don't want to see. There are 3 places I don't want to see this: On fat chicks, on ugly chicks, and on my sister.
Also, McDonalds is creepy as Michael Jackson. I went there the other day for a Liberty Steak and some Freedom fries (If you say hamburger/french fries I'm sending you to Russia you fucking communist. Unless you're british/canadian/whatever, then you don't need to be patriotic.) and I saw a sign. It said "No shirt, no shoes, no service"
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....
WHAT?!?!?!
Ok, so as long as I have a shirt and shoes I can go in there with my shlong just hanging out? Fix this McDonalds, please.....
/rant
Ok, what the fuck is up with pants nowadays? It's always a fucking "gangsta" with his pants around his ankles. Ocassionally he's wearing a goddamned belt. Kinda DEFEATS THE GODDAMNED PURPOSE JACKASS! Fuck, I don't wanna see Jose's fucking underwear. Pull up your pants, jesus.
And occasionally I see an emofag with his pants so tight I think he's a girl until I see him from the front. Whatever. Just don't bend over near me because crack kills. BTW- Enjoy being sterile at the age of 22. Fucktard...
Also, when's the last time you saw normal sized pants on a girl? Or underwear that isn't butt floss? Now I love a good whale tail, but I'm seeing these on thing I just don't want to see. There are 3 places I don't want to see this: On fat chicks, on ugly chicks, and on my sister.
Also, McDonalds is creepy as Michael Jackson. I went there the other day for a Liberty Steak and some Freedom fries (If you say hamburger/french fries I'm sending you to Russia you fucking communist. Unless you're british/canadian/whatever, then you don't need to be patriotic.) and I saw a sign. It said "No shirt, no shoes, no service"
....
....
WHAT?!?!?!
Ok, so as long as I have a shirt and shoes I can go in there with my shlong just hanging out? Fix this McDonalds, please.....
/rant
