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[Damien Obsidius]

^^lol

more:
''Bill gates live sin constant fear that Damien obsidius' pc will crash''
the best ive seen:
''the popular videogame doom was loosly based on the time that satan borrowed two bucks from damien obsidius and forgot to give em back.''
''why mine gold, when damien obsidius can shit it?''
''God did not rest on the 7th day, eh spent most of his time running away from DAmien Obsidius for stealing his invention.''
''when th a-team was formed, DO applied for baracus, but they needed someone with less physical strength and attitude''
''the egytian worshipped cats. the irish worshipped DO''
''when moses parted the sea, it was really just DO sneezing''
''DO invented BOOM HEADSHOT''
''when god said let there be light, it was because DO sat by the light switch''
''123prince once had sex...with a fish''
''porno was invented to please DO''
''rev once ate a baby''
''never say APs name in vain''
''AP once jumped from a roflcopter weariong lollerskates''

[123prince]

Best I've Seen:

-123prince Caught Every single pokemon. In One Hour.

-123prince occassionally walks Up the Down Escalator

-123prince invented time.

-123prince Invented, Bolt-Action Rifle, Liquor, Sexual Intercourse, and Football....In That order.

-123prince is the Reason Chuck Norris no longer has a Career

-123prince once Cut someone to Death....With a post-it note...

-What Do Batman, Superman, Spiderman, And 123prince have in Common? The All where Tights in Their Free Time. But Why is 123prince Different? He wears them Without looking Gay.

-123prince once Shot Down a 4587 Fighter Jet Plane, With His Finger saying "Bang"

-The Last guy that made Eye contact with 123prince was Ray Charles.

[Damien Obsidius]

''once, Damien obsidius took a dump from a cloud. and scotland was created''
''123prince couted to infinity-twice''
''dinosaurs were created when 123prince has sex with a gecko''
''robert is really BatRObert''
''DAMien Obsidius and Mr. T walked into a bar. it was instantly destroyed, that level of awesome oculdnt be contained in one building''
''most computers have a ''control'' key. Damien obsidius' had a PWN key''

[enigmaticmessenger]

"There is no such thing as Halleys comet, Just the result of My Big ass Dick's ejaculation."

[RJ]

enigmaticmessenger said:

"There is no such thing as Halleys comet, Just the result of My Big ass Dick's ejaculation."

I laughed so hard when I read that. I had tears running down my eyes.

[123prince]

LOL!.....OMG!........OMFG!...You sure it wasnt mine?