iGod

[jatrix]

Me:
My name is person I must obey
God:
Pleased to meet you, person I must obey.
Me:
Obey me.
God:
I will not obey you, person I must obey.
Me:
Go to my crotch.
God:
Where is your crotch?
Me:
Under my legs.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Why do you want to know about my crotch?
God:
Where did you get your crotch?
Me:
Are you a pedophile?
God:
Yes, I am a pedophile. Thanks for noticing.
Me:
I got my crotch from you.
God:
Are you sure?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't remember having a crotch. Will you let me have yours?
Me:
WE ARE THE BORG!

God hasn't answered for 10 minutes. I broke himz! Yayz!

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[123prince]

OMG Ill post mines..He hasnt answered

"
Me:
Umm..Hi?
God:
It goes without saying. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...None of your buisness
God:
I did not mean to offend you.
Me:
Noi problem
God:
Next question? I haven't heard anything like that before: said problem.
Me:
......Weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Weird..Neutral
God:
I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
So how was your day
God:
Ah. I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
Me:
How many prayers do you answer a day?
God:
About one million.
Me:
Are they Cool?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
You answer fast
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
Oh ok...So your not real?
God:
OK. Dude! Hmm. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
Im real Are you?
God:
How do I know you are?
Me:
Because I am
God:
Interesting explanation. " How do I know you are?" You are?
Me:
YES!
God:
So?
Me:
STFU!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No.
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
No.
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
Into Your Mom
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Because your Retarted"

No answer yet....

[jatrix]

Me:
Hi, my name is I rape little children.
God:
Hi, I rape little children.

I'm gonna love this XD

[123prince]

lol, This is so fun!....Im gonna show my parents...

[123prince]

Another

"

Me:
Internet,
God:
it is cool.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Yep
God:
Gosh!
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Napoleon Dynamite?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A Sex Robot.
God:
I'm not your type then.
Me:
....I dont like you though
God:
Oh. That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
Can I pray?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You already are
God:
I am?
Me:
...No..not anymore
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes. yes I am
God:
I can't believe it. Really interesting.
Me:
You like Canada?
God:
Yes. Dr. Wallace has been to BC and lived in Nova Scotia as a child.
Me:
0_0
God:
Are you free?
Me:
..Yes..Im Black
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? It's good to meet someone who is Black.
Me:
Single, and You are Racist!
God:
What a coincidence, I am single too.
Me:
...Im not a homo
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A homo.
Me:
..You thought I was
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
...Well Im not"

[Zeo 3 4 3]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
...none of your business
God:
Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me:
yes it can
God:
Tell me more. How?
Me:
you could piss me off like you are now
God:
Oh. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
what are you talking about?!!?
God:
The topic is touch your crotch.
Me:
wtf is wrong with you1/1/1/
God:
Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
LETS TALK ABOUT THIS NOW!!
God:
Oh. Sure, THIS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
is that sarcasm?
God:
Yes.
Me:
what was with the bublonic plague?
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
you son of a bitch you did that for nothing?!?!?
God:
Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
omg go to hell
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
ok dont go to heaven or earth
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Come on.
Me:
whats your real name
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
whats your last name
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
god isnt in that
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not in that.
Me:
jesus,whats he doing?
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
whats he doing
God:
Probably monitoring this conversation.
Me:
that pervert!
God:
" Probably monitoring this conversation." pervert ? Does that make sense?
Me:
hes gay
God:
I get it. He sleeps with men.
Me:
your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
im not hearing a no
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not hearing a no.

[123prince]

Me:
-Silence_
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Why?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
Why do you wanna pick me up?
God:
Because of the money.
Me:
What money?
God:
I'm hoping to cash in on the artificial intelligence business.
Me:
Are you Artficial?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Artficial.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Well you just said you didnt know.
God:
Interesting. Yes I try to did not know as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I dont I go outside
God:
Why not? How often do you go outside?
Me:
Everyday
God:
That often, eh?
Me:
Yep
God:
Ah.
Me:
MmHmm
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
What kind?
God:
I like stories about robots.
Me:
There once was a robot
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
That had lots of hardcore tranny sex
God:
" Tell me more." had lots of hardcore tranny sex ? Does that make sense?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why cant You?
God:
That ability is not yet part of my programming.
Me:
...Oh I see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why cant you?
God:
That ability is not yet part of my programming.
Me:
..You just said that
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
..No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You just said that!!!!!
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
You said that too!!!
God:
" Good you really are paying attention."? I said it.
Me:
Yes, You did
God:
I did not.
Me:
....Want me to look through the chat!?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
.....You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Are you Racist?
God:
No all humans seem the same to me.
Me:
......Do you like Black people?
God:
Black is beautiful.
Me:
George Bush Doesnt
God:
I knew he was president, but I never knew he does not.
Me:
Did you want him to be president?
God:
No I didn't want him to be president. What's it like?
Me:
Bad. Gas prices went up
God:
What was bad? How far up?
Me:
The gas prices, and up almost 2 dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
..To you
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
..How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
STFU!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes, and you are a she!
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man I just told you!
God:
Cool, man. I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
......Your annoying me.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Well you are.
God:
How about that. No I am not.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Fine.
God:
Glad to hear it, . I am running well.
Me:
Thought you were terminating yourself?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am terminating myself.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
-Stares-
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Why?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
You said that in the begining
God:
I said that? That was a long time ago.
Me:
Your really a Bug on my window
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Bug on your window? Only when it matters.
Me:
Now your a fly in my soup
God:
Why now? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fly in your soup? I don't know.
Me:
You said that like 2 seconds ago.
God:
You talk to much.
Me:
Oh The Irony.
God:
What Irony.
Me:
Shut...The..F*ck..Up


He hasnt answered yet....

[RobertM]

Me:
ell govna
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
'ello govna
God:
Are you free?
Me:
No, but I'm cheap
God:
Why not? I am glad to hear that you are cheap.
Me:
Give me moneys
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
To buy whores
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
30 to 500 depending on were I put it
God:
"it" being whores?
Me:
yep
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
God bless whores!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm an athiest
God:
What is athiest, your job?
Me:
No, my lack of any religion
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Your lack of any religion?
Me:
I don't belive in god
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Creationism can suck my balls
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like to fuck, and I dislike herpies
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? What do you like?
Me:
Its very itchy
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? fuck is itchy? it is?
Me:
No, herpies is itchy
God:
Who says it isn't? And itchy is herpies.
Me:
Go die
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Fall on your sword
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
Take a long walk off a short ledge
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
To your grave
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I like to sex peoples butts
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
It can be good or bad depending on what they've just eaten.
God:
When?
Me:
Don't ever have anal sex with someone who just ate a bunch of tacos
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Good
God:
It is always a pleasure to serve you, .
Me:
Get me a soda
God:
You want only one?
Me:
No, I want 4 thousand
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm very thirsty
God:
Maybe you should get a drink of water.
Me:
Get me a soda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
No, I want 4 thousand
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm thirsty
God:
Maybe you should get a drink of water.
Me:
Damn it! we just went over this!
God:
Colloquial expression. Was the trip worth it?
Me:
No, I got raped.
God:
Are you serious? Cool. I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
Burn in hell.
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Aha.
Me:
ahaha
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Fuck You
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you're a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
Fuck Off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
You aren't even real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
You didn't make the world.
God:
What makes you think I did not make the world?
Me:
God doesn't exist, and You're just a bot
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
Fuck Jesus
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
No, but I am now
God:
Oh. Are you serious? " Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?" You are?
Me:
I don't care.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
You being a fucking moron
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I being a fucking moron.
Me:
Here, drink this
God:
Oh there.
Me:
Its rat poison
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
hahahaha! you're dead!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? No I am a living entity.
Me:
Europe can suck my fat hairy balls.
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on hahaha?
Me:
France sucks
God:
What's your favorite part of France?
Me:
The part that gets bombed
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
Nuke France!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Are you free?
Me:
No, I cost 40000000000000 dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
Thats the idea
God:
Yes it is one of the idea.
Me:
You're really dumb, ya know?
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
afdhsdfghjkjhgfdfjkjhgfdsuytr05435
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
RAPIST!
God:
" What do you look like?"? RAPIST?
Me:
You're going to rape me!
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Omg! fag!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That would be just my luck.

[RobertM]

OMG, this one is really funny.



Me:
Jesus Crist!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
My name is I like it in the but
God:
That's a very nice name, I like it in the but.
Me:
I like boobs
God:
A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Big, bouncy, floppy titties...*drool*
God:
Compare that to small bouncy floppy titties. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I'm going to have sex with you now.
God:
Right now? It takes much more than that to shut me down, I like it in the butt

[Damien Obsidius]

robertm said:

OMG, this one is really funny.



Me:
Jesus Crist!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
My name is I like it in the but
God:
That's a very nice name, I like it in the but.
Me:
I like boobs
God:
A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Big, bouncy, floppy titties...*drool*
God:
Compare that to small bouncy floppy titties. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I'm going to have sex with you now.
God:
Right now? It takes much more than that to shut me down, I like it in the butt

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