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Post by 123prince on Mar 7, 2007 17:30:02 GMT -5
loh..is gonne get mad...shove his character up a vaginal beast
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Post by Lord of Hordes on Mar 8, 2007 9:28:32 GMT -5
lmao At least give Wrath a condom first.....and maybe some bug spray.  |
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Post by jatrix on Mar 8, 2007 15:35:23 GMT -5
*Sees zombie head singing: I'll melt you face off with my hump! Mah hump! Mah hump! Mah lovely lady hump!*
-based on some movie comercial I saw-
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Post by 123prince on Mar 8, 2007 17:06:39 GMT -5
is there a condom big enough to fit "Over" him?
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Post by blazedragon555 on Mar 8, 2007 17:33:03 GMT -5
Sure! What do you think dragons use? Plus, it's cherry flavored...  |
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Post by 123prince on Mar 8, 2007 18:04:46 GMT -5
...no wonder...dragons needed to start to use condoms, to many DSD spreadin....."Dragon Slayer" Disease
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Post by dragonlord on Mar 9, 2007 1:43:35 GMT -5
o god, this is gross, especially when you have Health (a class), I'm learning about STD -_-
not cool *puke*
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Post by 123prince on Mar 9, 2007 6:34:29 GMT -5
lol.....Humans Get HIV/AIDS, DRagons Get DSD, it is uncurable, but it is preventable, use a condom
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Post by Lord of Hordes on Mar 9, 2007 15:35:06 GMT -5
This reminds me of an extremely old Insane Clown Posse song called "Bugs On My Nutz".
"I'm like: bitch, how can this be? Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV...Then try to walk to the store and get a Forty. How'd these bugs get on me?
Somebody asked me how I got scabies...Probably that homeless fat redneck bag lady That I fucked in the shed... Then the little critters on my dingaling said
Your nuts, we want your nuts. We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts. Your nuts, we want your nuts. Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts. Your nuts, we want your nuts. We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts. Your nuts, we want your nuts. Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts"
By the way...humans can get Crabs (genital lice), Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, HPV (Genital Warts), Syphilis, Trichomoniasis, and AIDS from unprotected sexual activity.
But, you can also get Undead Dick Rot if you fuck a Droag.
Dragons will give you Flaming Pee Disease along with Reptilian Ballsack Scales and D.R.A.C.O.N.I.A. (Dragon Rash And Crust Of Never-ending Itchy Asscrack)
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Post by jatrix on Mar 9, 2007 16:23:43 GMT -5
But I'll lay my eggs in you and soon they will pop, revealing the prize inside who will make you IMPLODE FROM THE OUTSIDE! Muahaha! *Falls down*
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