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Post by Piccolo on Feb 27, 2007 6:39:20 GMT -5
I lay waste on all of you with the excerpt 4:20 from the Stoner's bible (aka my bag of weed) SMOKE MORE WEED!!!!!!
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Post by 123prince on Feb 27, 2007 6:48:57 GMT -5
I Lay Waste To You with a nerf!!!!! why da hell did you nerf me so much back then!!! man!!!!!!! i had like negative 20 sumthin
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Post by jatrix on Feb 27, 2007 7:01:30 GMT -5
I lay waste to you with OPERA CATS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Cats start to sing, "Figaro, Figaro, FI-GAA-RO!" in everybody's faces*
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Post by Piccolo on Feb 27, 2007 10:09:30 GMT -5
I Lay Waste To You with a nerf!!!!! why da hell did you nerf me so much back then!!! man!!!!!!! i had like negative 20 sumthin simple. your posts were idiotic and one worded "lol" "ha" things like that, those kinds of posts get a nerf from me if I see them, and, I nerfed you yesterday because of your rudeness to RobertM in his EQ comparison forum |
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Post by Lord of Hordes on Feb 27, 2007 11:31:09 GMT -5
Noobonomicon, Book of Princes, Chapter 123, Verses 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9:
4. In the beginning, there was a noob. And his name was 123prince. And the noob was without waste-laying skills, and darkness was upon the face of the forums. And the Lord of Hordes saith unto him: Thou shalt not lay waste unto others by nerfing, as you would have them lay waste unto you. So saith I, the Lord of Hordes, thine sovreign and master.
5. And the forums of which the Lord spake, did prosper, and they who art banned from the lands of AE, did come unto him, and share in the forums prosperity. And the Lord of Hordes saw that which he had created, and said "It is good."
6. But, lo, 123prince did not heed the words which the Lord had spoken unto him; and 123prince did smite nerfage upon he who is called Spindle, for past grievances that were lost and forgotten. Thgis did anger the Lord of Hordes, and the Lord did lay waste unto 123prince, for the evil which he intended to incite, regardless of the Lord of Hordes warnings of Karma Wars.
7. So the Lord of Hordes did work his magic against the noob, 123prince, and did lay waste to him with fire and brimstone from the heavens. And a great flood of spam covered the forums for 40 days and 40 nights, and plagues of locusts ravaged mankind, and water turned to blood, and that which was once sweet, became as vinegar to the tongue.
8. And the Forumites did pray unto the gods, pleading for mercy; for they feared the wrath of Lord of Hordes which was brought unto them by 123prince. And the Lord said unto the high priest, RobertM: "Go forth, and bring me a sacrifice. Thou shalt use burnsauce on 123prince. Only then will my fury be calmed, and peace restored to the forums.
9. And so, RobertM did what the Lord had commanded unto him, and did use burnsauce on 123prince as a sacrifice to the Lord of Hordes to appease his fury. And the Lord saw the sacrifice, and it was as honeysuckle to his nostrils, and his wrath was calmed, and his fury did subside.
Just a note:
This is all just prophecy...nothing has come true yet, except for verses 4 - 9. Do you really want to make the prophecy come true?
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Post by 123prince on Feb 27, 2007 16:18:22 GMT -5
Fer Real Do.....~|Flaming is bad, M'kay?|~ i quit
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Post by The Hot Popcorn on Feb 27, 2007 17:54:45 GMT -5
i lay wast to you all with the wastiest waste ever!
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Post by jatrix on Feb 27, 2007 20:12:10 GMT -5
I lay waste to you j00 with annoying medicine comercials!
"Head On: Apply Directly to the Forhead."
"Head on: App-"
"Head On, I hate your ad, but I LOVE your product."
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Post by Lord of Hordes on Mar 3, 2007 12:37:53 GMT -5
I lay waste to Dr. Evillian with a different annoying commercial: "Buy my new book, and tell bill collectors to go shove it!"  |
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Post by 123prince on Mar 3, 2007 12:38:54 GMT -5
That dude is so annoying....isnt that the money dude...omg...i cant watch it.....
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