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Post by jatrix on Jan 31, 2007 17:36:27 GMT -5
Then he won the InfiniLotto, giving him infinite money. He then updated AQ so much that...
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Post by 123prince on Jan 31, 2007 17:59:01 GMT -5
AQ, got so un-fun, that people quit so much, and came back, everyday, that there was no point in quitting, and he made anyone that played AQ in its begining like 2004, 2005, that he gave them infinite cash, and leveled them all they to 1000000!
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Post by RobertM on Jan 31, 2007 18:49:09 GMT -5
Then he added PvP.
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Post by Piccolo on Jan 31, 2007 20:39:09 GMT -5
And everyone who was around for the level boost got infinite z tokens and bought all the pwnage eq and mass slaughter Artix's char so much that he got so pissed that he made a diversionary char named SCANK aka SCAKK, the douchebaggerest of mods, to get everyone to kill him instead!
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Post by RobertM on Jan 31, 2007 20:44:22 GMT -5
And it was good.
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Post by Piccolo on Feb 1, 2007 7:04:03 GMT -5
ZE END!
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Post by jatrix on Feb 1, 2007 7:15:15 GMT -5
...Then, while Spindle was saying, "ZE END!" Jartix snuck up behind him and stabbed him with the Uber Dagger of Uber Pwnfulness. Then Jartix climbed on top of spindle and said, "SCAKK has killed Adam Bohn and has taken over AQ! Now everybody is lvl 0 with no stats, equipment, or items! What do we do?" Then...
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Post by Lord of Hordes on Feb 1, 2007 9:06:45 GMT -5
...there was another potato.
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Post by Piccolo on Feb 1, 2007 10:26:59 GMT -5
And that potato flew out of Spindle's hand, and hit SCANK right it the balls, which, though pretty close to non-existent and being a vagina, were there, and from getting a massive shock to his brain from that, he fell over and died, then Spindle smoked a joint, *toke toke toke* Jartix tried sneaking up on him and Spindle used his Lich form to terrorize him, freezing him, then he used Frost Elf Attack and order the elves to not relent, killing Jartix for stabbing him!!!
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Post by Lord of Hordes on Feb 1, 2007 10:29:11 GMT -5
The potato hit SCANK right in the "tater tots".
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