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Post by RobertM on Jan 1, 2007 10:44:59 GMT -5
*Pulls out lightsaber and cuts Jartix's hand off*
Don't fuck with the jedi master.
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Post by jatrix on Jan 1, 2007 15:38:19 GMT -5
*Hand pops back (As seen on TV!)*
Don't mess with a Twig Follower, man. He teaches us his skill of regenerating. *RobertM is pushed into an unbreakable locked closet with all the guys of AQ, who are suddenly invincible and homosexual. They like RobertM, too.*
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Post by RobertM on Jan 1, 2007 15:49:00 GMT -5
I'm a loyal "Chuck Norris" follower. He has a special attack called "Anti-Gay closet door break" and I follow that up with a "Kick in the balls".
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Post by jatrix on Jan 1, 2007 20:06:16 GMT -5
*Disables RobertM's "Anti-Gay closet door break" special attack and puts a non-disabable shield on my Regenerate Move!*
*Guys in RobertM's closet start to strip and approach RobertM*
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Post by RobertM on Jan 1, 2007 20:46:01 GMT -5
Can I please come out of the closet? I won't bother you, I promise.
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Post by Lord of Hordes on Jan 2, 2007 0:46:18 GMT -5
Lord of Hordes kicks the closet door down, grabs RobertM and pulls him from harm's way, and then proceeds to unleash a barrage of bullets from his Uzi, and the AQ guys fall and die. SCAKK is still barely alive, and is crawling towards LoH's feet. LoH puts a bullet right between his eyes. The Grim Reaper banishes them all to the pit of unescapable unendingness, and LoH is exalted by all and is rewarded with oral sex by any fair maiden he chooses everyday for the rest of his life. RobertM goes into seclusion because of the flash-backs from the horror he had to endure. Jartix runs away to hatch a new evil plan, screaming; "I'll get you, LoH, if it's the last thing I do..."
The End
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Post by jatrix on Jan 2, 2007 9:34:48 GMT -5
What? No, you misheard me. I said, "Can you feel my eeevilness?!? MUAHAHHAHA" and THEN I ran away. Muhahah.
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Post by RobertM on Jan 2, 2007 17:25:53 GMT -5
I hire Chuck Norris, and Superman to find and hurt Jartix
Then I revive Jhonny Cockrin and sue Jartix's ass.
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Post by jatrix on Jan 2, 2007 18:48:49 GMT -5
*Ouch!*
*Gets poked by RobertM's cutouts* Why did you send your cutouts at me? *Smashes cutouts*
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Post by RobertM on Jan 2, 2007 19:40:15 GMT -5
I have been horribly scarred. I'M SUING YOU!
With Perry Mason on my side you have no chance!
P.S.- Those cutouts were a diversion
Chuck Norris- There he is!
Superman- Im a chargin mah LAZORS......in my eyes....
Chuck Norris kicks Jartix.
Superman Lazers Jartix
Perry Mason sues Jartix.
Judge: Jartix I sentence you to 4,000,000 years in a solitary confinement room with a hairy biker man, who is gay and very horny.
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