I changed it to something more Wintery.
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Dragon Fable: The Cristmas Grind.With pictures!!RydiaW shouted ”Finally! I have the Shadow Reaper of Doom, Thorns Thirst, Exalted Moonstriker, and Pit Fighter Sword! I will never farm again!”
“Hey RydiaW!” Ash Dragonblade shouted, “There’s a new Frostvale Quest!”
“God damn it” RydiaW muttered under her breath. “What do I have to do?”
“Just get a fire gem from the cave…”
“Okay, I can do that!” RydiaW interrupted
“Thirty times” Ash added.
“Did I say God Damn it yet?” RydiaW asked.
“ Twice”
“Well, I’m off.” RydiaW said as she began her long journey….
“That took forever!” she exlamed as she pushed the red button on the side of the screen.
The Yellow snow on the ground rolled his eyes.
RydiaW magicly appeared in a frozen wasteland of a cave. Long Icicles hung from the celing, and various nasty monsters roamed the halls. RydiaW looked around and saw a slime on the ground.
“Halt there you foul slime! Prepare to be vanquished!” she yelled.
“Exuse me I find that offensive!” the slime replied.
“What the ‘prepare to be vanquished’ part? Cause I always say that.”
“NO!” the slime replied, “I am not a Slime. I am a Snowball. See? Look at the yellow bar underneath me.”
“Hehe, My bad” RydiaW said
“Its all right we all make mis- What are you doing!!?! Ahhhhhhh!!!” The Snowball said as RydiaW Swiftly cut him in half.
“I love my Namirs Final Gift” she said as she held her sword lovingly.
As RydiaW continued through the cave she met up with many more mild mannered
slimes *cough* snowballs. They were all defeated with one swing of her mighty blade. Then she saw the box full of fire gems.
“Hooray!” She shouted.
RydiaW sprinted towards the box. Then a 7 foot tall Dravir stepped in front of her.
“And where do you think you’re going?” the Dravir asked.
“I’m just gonna take a Fire Gem if you don’t mind” she replied.
“But I do mind” said the Dravir.
“Well, then I have to do THIS!” she said as she ran her sword through the Dravir.
“Ahg! That hurt!”
RydiaW looked down at the Dravirs health meter, he had exactly 4 HP left.
“I can still end this in one round….Go Pridemaster, Go!”
RydiaW’s pet Pridemaster ,Pridey, showed up by her side.
“Go! Attack now!” RydiaW yelled
Pridey’s Eyes glowed red.
He roared.
“All right he’s gonna hit hard!” Rydia exclaimed.
Pridey approached the Dravir.
“Yes, yes”
Pridey slashed the Dravir.
He hit a three.
“GOD DAMN IT!!” RydiaW yelled “What is your problem?! You had to hit a freaking three! Is it really that hard to hit one digit higher?”
“Well if you’re gonna be that way I’l leave” Pridey said.
“Fine Leave! I’m better of without you!” RydiaW yelled.
In a fit of anger RydiaW began wildly slashing through the Dravir. She killed him on the first hit, but she just cut him up for the hell of it.
Breathing deeply she said “Great, the gems are unguarded. Now I can take one”.
She peered into the treasure chest and saw exactly thirty gems. As she picked up one and slid it into her bag she thought to herself,
“Great, now I just need to do this 29 more times….Wait a second. There are thirty gems in that box, Why am I just taking one?”
She dumped the entire box of gems into her bag.
RydiaW hopped onto the yellow teleporter and returned to Falconreach.
Ash said “So, how’d it go?”
“It was fine. I didn’t cheat. Quit Accusing me of things! Go away.” She said very quickly.
“Um, okay….” Ash muttered.
RydiaW ran over to the town hall and met the smekzy mage Sephiroth at the door.
“Here to exchange your fire gems?” Sephiroth asked.
“Yea.” RydiaW replied.
“I worked all day to get mine, I’m so proud! When did you start farming?”
“Uh…an hour, no yester…um Last Night.” Rydia stuttered.
“Sounds good.”
Sir Render poked his head out the door, “Are you going to buy something? If not get the hell out of here.”
Sephiroth said, “Our apologies sir, My friend RydiaW and I are here to exchange our Fire Gems for one of your fine weapons.”
“Okay, you’re a mage and a warrior. Swords and Staffs I presume?”
“I would like a staff, and would you like a sword M’lady?”
RydiaW blushed and said, “Yes please, the high level one.”
Sir Render handed over the weapons and said “Have a nice day.”
“Wow, this story sucked” Twilly said as he sat on his stump. “I gotta get ready for my date with Twig, see you later losers”. Twilly hopped of his stump and walked away.
“I didn’t know Twilly swung that way.” RydiaW said to Sephiroth.
“Well, he always sounded kinda queer to me” Sephiroth replied.
“This is a pretty crappy ending to the story though.” RydiaW said.
“Agreed.”