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Post by soundslikeimback! on Jan 13, 2007 0:59:16 GMT -5
Dont talk to RobertM guests!! He'll trace your emails and stalk you!!! I SEE A BLACK MAGE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW RIGHT NOW! HELP ME!
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Post by RobertM on Jan 13, 2007 1:04:44 GMT -5
Thats just Joe.
He's perfectly harmless. He can only cast Haste. Worst he'll do is make you faster.
Be worried about my Death, Quake, Firaga, and Nuke spells. They are what you should fear.
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Post by soundslikeimback! on Jan 14, 2007 14:55:55 GMT -5
I heard your spam and therefore you get  |
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Post by RobertM on Jan 14, 2007 15:00:46 GMT -5
Old picture by RobertM  New picture by Lord of Hordes  [glow=red,2,300]Our New Mascot!![/glow] |
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Post by RobertM on Jan 14, 2007 15:03:38 GMT -5
The endurance of a Dragon,
The raw power of a Gogg
The evasion of a Sneak.
The horrifying nerf ability.
The SneakNerfGogg Dragon is greater than all and with him on our side we will be the strongest forum ever!!!
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Post by 123prince on Jan 14, 2007 16:12:21 GMT -5
Beware, ill spam undead mutant on you, with 2k mana! *Hacks* hahaha now i have 2k mana!
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Post by RobertM on Jan 14, 2007 17:02:05 GMT -5
The SneakNerfGogg Dragon has -999999999 to everything.
And ElementX and Element Death.
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Post by RobertM on Jan 14, 2007 17:07:30 GMT -5
Here's his stats:
SneakNerfGogg Dragon
DESC: This mighty creature is a Hybred of several Sneaks, The Most powerful ArmeGoggon, and Akriloth. Somehow an essence of the Evil Nerf Lord Kalanyr was trapped in the beast. This mighty creature was created by the Lord Of Hordes, Cactii. And brought to life by the Archmage RobertM.
This creature is extremely violent against people who haven't joined its creators message forum.
It Brings candy to members though.
Gold: -999,999
EXP: -999,999
Melee- 110
Ranged- 110
Magic- 110
Fire:-999999
Ice: -99999
Earth: -99999
Wind: -999999
Water: -999999
Energy: -99999
Light: -999999
Dark: -9999
Void: -9999
Element X: -9999
Death: -999999
STR: 999999
INT: 999999
DEX: 99999999999
CHA: 0 (He's mean)
END: 99999
LUK: 99999
On the first turn the "Kalanyr" Icon jumps up and yells "ZOMG! Nerf, Nerf, Nerf, Nerf, Nerf!!!!!".
This causes all armors to have
500% to all elements
All stats to become -500
Weapons do 0-0 with 0% BTH
All class skills do nothing.
If you use Mana Morph or the like, It backfires and does "PowerWord Whoops".
THIS IS PERMANENT!!
His basic attack does 500-99999 Element seeking damage.
(Slashes his claw at you)
His special attack costs 5 MP and does 22 hits of 1000-99999999 Damage element seeking.
(Breaths out letters that read C-A-C-T-I-I-.-P-R-O-B-O-A-R-D-S-8-8-.-C-O-M. Each letter is one hit)
He uses his special attack until he runs out of mana. Then he uses his regular attack.
If you try to flee/cancel it fully heals him and does 1,000 damage to you.
TRIGGER:
If you are a member of AQ Fan Forum he joins you as a guest, and gives you 999,999,999 gold, and 999,999 Z-Tokens as a gift.
Every turn he gives you a full heal and hits your enemy for 15 hits of 1000-9999999 seeking damage to your enemy.
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Post by 123prince on Jan 14, 2007 18:01:18 GMT -5
that should be just like the cheat zard!
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Post by Lord of Hordes on Jan 15, 2007 1:31:31 GMT -5
Rob, that shit's hilarioous
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